Day 1: Dead Calm (1989)

Goal: Find a move that might actually scare me.

For October, I came up with a system: every day I pick a new goal, call it a ‘theme-of-the-week,’ and then track down a movie to match.

Day 1

Goal: find a movie that will actually scare me.

Dead Calm (1989)

What I know about it:

I watched this on HBO when I was about 14 years old. I came in after it had already started and only caught about 20 minutes. I remember recognizing Sam Neill as “the guy from Jurassic Park” and nothing else. I had no idea who Nicole Kidman was at the time. I’m guessing it’s Australian?

From what I pieced together, it’s about a couple sailing on a boat through very isolated waters. They meet a visitor who seems friendly at first but turns out to be nefarious. I remember thinking, this is scary. I don’t want to watch the rest of this now if it’s actually good. I wanted to see it from the beginning, but I never did. The premise also says something about them going out to sea “after a tragedy,” which I completely missed.

Shortly after I started watching it this time:

I remembered, this was too scary to go back to. It was intimidating to me.

After the movie:

Watching this movie at age 44 is akin to seeing the hill outside my grandmother’s old house and expecting a mountain. The idea of Dead Calm is terrifying. I don’t like the thought of being alone in the middle of the open sea and encountering a stranger that might be dangerous. But this has problems that keep it from seeming in any way true.

First is the coincidence problem. The central coincidence (every film should have only one) is that the stranger’s ship is sinking at exactly the right moment so that Rae and John Ingram (Nicole and Sam) find it while it is still above sea. But the whole movie is full of coincidences. A character falls into a wall, which causes a spear gun to fall on top of them. The water in a ship causes the microphone to short right after the last message of importance. Characters shoot each other blindly and hit perfectly. They step into strange environments and find the perfect piece of evidence immediately.

This is one of those movies. It feels like there is little natural logic. The world is at the whim of a screenwriter who is in “and then THIS happens, and then THAT happens” mode. I much prefer the “yes, and…” philosophy of screenwriting. “This happens. And so this happens.” Natural cause and effect.

Case in point: at one point Rae (Nicole Kidman) picks up a knife to use as a weapon. Hughie (Billy Zane) sneaks up behind her, and Rae pretends she is cutting a lemon. He curls up behind her and shows her how to properly cut the fruit. Of course this guy is ready and able to properly explain how to cut a lemon.

But — a lemon? They say earlier in the film that they haven’t seen another boat in weeks. How large is the refrigerator in the galley? They don’t have a bottle of lemon juice, they have actual lemons? What are they eating, anyway? What else doesn’t make sense? (Kind of everything…)

My neighbor said it best: “That movie wasn’t as good as I expected. I kept expecting something to be on the other boat.” Another character, maybe? Dead Calm has scares and an ominous sense that the worst possible thing is going to happen, but it wastes opportunities to really ramp up the tension.

This is very much a movie of its time. It is the kind of movie that is aching for a remake, and it kind of has one. Michael Haneke liked this basic premise so much he made a movie and then made it again. That one is on land, though, which would no longer work in our modern world. Someone working with AI tools could think of ways to expand the constraints and scope of the story.

A few genuinely great things. While the script is slightly hokey in execution, the direction is not. Philip Noyce provides an excellent ear and eye for detail. The cinematography and editing show master craftsmanship, and the score is just about perfect. The movie deserves to be remembered for one thing and one thing only. This is Nicole Kidman’s show, and part of me wonders how this role somehow existed and that she got the part. It is the type of role she would kill to get after being an A-list actor for decades. This is the type of role that seems written specifically for a Meryl Streep caliber actress.

Overall, not scary. But compared to Babygirl, which I just saw and thought was a much stronger movie, this has the better performance.

6/10